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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Below you will find some of the best lines from last week’s 30 Rock, “The Natural Order.” It was another solid episode of what has become the funniest show on television.
Whether you missed it or just want to relive some of the best lines, prepare to laugh, and be sure to check out our full library of 30 Rock quotes from EVERY episode!
Kenneth: [on his pig] She went crazy. She bit off my nutsack, that I kept tied around my belt to feed the squirrels.
Jack: [on knowing his mom was out shopping] I know. My credit card company called to confirm my purchase of the book “Intercourse After Hip Surgery.”
Jenna: Oh, I didn’t know anyone was here. That wasn’t me screaming in the bathroom.
Cerie: [to Liz] You know this food area is always the first place I go to look for you.
Tracy: Don’t patronize me with your Celtic slang, Liz Lemon.
Jonathan: Evidently the concierge at the Plaza has a beard, and she’d rather not get raped.
Jack: [to Liz's offer of a hug] What is this, the Italian parliament. No, thank you?
Liz: 1959. Boy, it would’ve been fun to write back then. You could get away with crazy plot twists, because audiences were so much less sophisticated.
Jack: Have you ever been to Florida? It’s a criminal population. It’s America’s Australia.
Jack: [on not confronting his dad] It’s the biggest regret of my life, Lemon. And I once made love to Kathy Hilton.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Liz is upset that Tracy won’t act professional and calls him out on it.
Tracy is hurt that everyone treats him like a child and readjusts his clocks to try and trick him into showing up for work. The next day Tracy shows up in full on Cosby sweater garb, glasses, and a professional demeanor. He knows all of his lines, is on time, and works perfectly for the day.
Of course he has other ideas as he professes that everyone should be treated equally, no matter what. It all starts with Liz Lemon having to change a water bottle, which has nothing to do with equality. Liz and Tracy continue their battle for a few more days: Liz enjoying the sweet aroma of unbridled man farts, and Tracy forced to work late while Liz and the boys go to a strip club. The two decide they can’t handle the changes and want to go back to the old ways.
Meanwhile, Colleen Donaghy, Jack’s mom, is in town. Despite how difficult she is Jack is being nicer than usual because it’s the 35th anniversary of when his father walked out on the family. When Jack goes to his mother’s hotel to pick her up for dinner he discovers Paul, a Floridian who can drive at night and makes his own soda. Jack is convinced the guy is a scam artist and employs his private eye to find out what’s up. Buscemi comes back to report Paul is a boy scout, and that he’s been married for 35 years. Jack goes to confront Paul about his indiscretions by using a slightly modified version of the speech he wished he had given his father long ago.
Colleen knew of Paul’s marriage and shrugs it off. She then realizes that Jack is upset about the abrupt departure of Jimmy Donaghy 35 years ago. She’d forgotten about it and told Jack to, too. Later, Jack is watching “Some Like It Hot,” which he explains to Liz is a movie his father took his mother to see. Liz makes a comment about wanting to be a writer when the movie came out in 1959 because audiences would have been so gullible. Colleen’s previous comment becomes clear: If Jimmy Donaghy was gone from 1957 until 1959, and Jack was conceived in 1958 then Jimmy Donaghy is not Jack’s father.
Jenna was also in this episode. It involved a gibbon that humped her face. Enough said.
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