On 30 Rock Thursday, Kenneth took over for Jonathan, which meant Tracy had to watch Kenneth’s bird, which led to his belief that Ken is actually a serial murderer. Elsewhere, Liz Lemon decided to do whatever it takes to save her staff. Even getting down and dirty, in a way that only Liz Lemon can, with an outside consultant.
Below are some of the best quotes from “Cutbacks.” Prepare to laugh, and be sure check out our library of 30 Rock quotes from all three seasons of the hit show!
Jenna: [to Kenneth] You know how you told Tracy not to go into your bedroom? Well, naturally, we assumed you were a serial killer, and as you can imagine, your bird is dead.
Jack: Your writer’s room is now the headquarters for Telemundo’s coverage of World Cup soccer qualifying.
Liz: I want to keep making prank phone calls to people like Seattle’s Richard Sackmuncher.
Liz: We’re in final negotiations to provide exclusive content to America’s jails!
Jack: [to Kenneth] You’ll do fine as long as you follow my Three Ds: Discretion, Docility, and Don’t Use My Bathroom.
Jack: The days of your wild coke parties are over.
Liz: Well, if by coke you mean soda.
Jack: I do.
Jack: [to Liz] Top front? Good lord, Lemon, that’s your worst quadrant.
Liz: We go upstairs, 20 minutes, open mouth, I will work your ears.
Liz: Fine - 30 minutes, I’ll make some sounds and you can say one weird thing to me.
HR Guy: [to Liz] He alleges you tried to barter sex for professional consideration. In the HR world we refer to that as being a filthy prostitute.
Pete: It’s a massacre! I can’t go back to teaching high school math. Those girls pretend they’re not women, but they are.
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