Below you will find some of the best lines from last week’s 30 Rock, “The Natural Order.” It was another solid episode of what has become the funniest show on television.
Whether you missed it or just want to relive some of the best lines, prepare to laugh, and be sure to check out our full library of 30 Rock quotes from EVERY episode!
Kenneth: [on his pig] She went crazy. She bit off my nutsack, that I kept tied around my belt to feed the squirrels.
Jack: [on knowing his mom was out shopping] I know. My credit card company called to confirm my purchase of the book “Intercourse After Hip Surgery.”
Jenna: Oh, I didn’t know anyone was here. That wasn’t me screaming in the bathroom.
Cerie: [to Liz] You know this food area is always the first place I go to look for you.
Tracy: Don’t patronize me with your Celtic slang, Liz Lemon.
Jonathan: Evidently the concierge at the Plaza has a beard, and she’d rather not get raped.
Jack: [to Liz's offer of a hug] What is this, the Italian parliament. No, thank you?
Liz: 1959. Boy, it would’ve been fun to write back then. You could get away with crazy plot twists, because audiences were so much less sophisticated.
Jack: Have you ever been to Florida? It’s a criminal population. It’s America’s Australia.
Jack: [on not confronting his dad] It’s the biggest regret of my life, Lemon. And I once made love to Kathy Hilton.
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